December 2009
14 posts
The new year...
The subtle, but different, changes I will (have) made
1. New necklace. I have been wearing the same necklace from an ex boyfriend for many years now. As of last night, that has changed.
2. New scent. I have smelled like Dolce and Gabana for so long that ex boyfriends have smelled it on passerbys and texted me to tell me they just thought of me. As of Christmas, that has changed.
3. Cutting...
fmylife:
Today, I stepped outside for a smoke. It was 1 a.m. Thinking no one was around, I let out a series of loud, nasty-sounding farts. I looked over to my left to see the neighbor, whom I’ve never met, also smoking, and staring at me. That was his first impression of me. FML
Hahahaha, thats awesome. Id probably die laughing and we’d be life long friends.
Let's Celebrate!
I got my first pay check today and I learned that my ex is moving to Ohio and I will no longer have to fear running in to him.
Today was an amazing day. All everyone said to me was, “lets celebrate!”
I thought I had some great friends. I was super excited to celebrate and have a wonderful night…. It is currently Friday night, 11:17 pm, and I am sitting at home on my couch...
